DOTLAN EveMaps

Own a 1400mm Howitzer Artillery II for home defense, since that's what the tribal elders intended.
Four imperials break into my house. "What the Hek?" As I grab my web and scram.
Land a wrecking shot on the first man, he's dead on the spot.
Load tremor on the second man, miss him entirely because it's low tracking and nails a friendly destroyer.
I have to resort to the autocannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with hail, "Tally ho lads" the hail shreds two men apart.
Ready torpedoes and charge the last terrified Amarr.
He explodes waiting on Concord to arrive since torpedo wounds are impossible to stitch up.
Just as Minmatar elders intended.